Raise the Colours – Patriot Men

Raise the Colours – Patriot Men 

You’re a proud Brit, a patriot through and through, and you’re not afraid to show it. You’re the type who believes a good cuppa and a healthy dose of sarcasm can solve most of life’s problems. Well, we’ve got just the thing to complete your arsenal of national pride: the Raise the Colours (Dark Design) t-shirt.

Here’s the deal:

• Seriously Comfy: Made from 100% cotton* (*Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% viscose. Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Because, you know, details). Available in White (175gsm) and a range of Colours (185gsm) – Black, Red, Royal Blue, and Sport Grey – so you can coordinate your outrage with your outfit.
• Built to Last (Unlike Some Politicians’ Promises): Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, tubular body, and twin needle sleeves and hem. This thing’s more robust than a full English breakfast. It’ll survive countless pub quizzes, spirited debates about the weather, and even the occasional awkward encounter with your neighbour’s cat.
• Size Matters (Especially When You’re Raising the Colours): Available in 3XL, 4XL, and 5XL. Because patriotism shouldn’t be restricted by size. We cater to all champions of the Union Jack.
• Colour Accuracy: We’ve done our best to represent the colours accurately, but let’s be honest, your monitor might have other ideas. Just think of it as a surprise. Like finding a tenner in your old jeans. But less exciting.
• Guaranteed to Trigger Someone: We’re not kidding. This design is expertly crafted to provoke thought, spark conversation, and maybe even cause a little bit of (good-natured) chaos. Wear it with pride, and prepare for the inevitable “Where did you get that?!” (followed by either a hearty laugh or a disapproving tut).

So, what are you waiting for? Raise the Colours, raise a glass, and raise a smile. Get your hands on this legendary tee and show the world what true British patriotism looks like. Just, you know, try not to get arrested.

Order yours today! (Before they’re all gone, or before we get censored. Whichever comes first.)

Important Bits (because we like to be upfront):

• All items are sent tracked within the UK. We want you to know where your precious cargo is at all times.
• Please expect to wait 10 working days for delivery. Everything is made to order, so we can ensure the highest quality. We promise it’s worth the wait!