Know the Warning Signs – Gorilla

Know the Warning Signs, Be Kind Gorilla Mug – Because You Deserve a Laugh (and a Decent Brew!)

Tired of the endless virtue signalling? Fed up with the woke brigade and their perpetually offended pronouncements? Then grab yourself a ‘Know the Warning Signs, Be Kind Gorilla Mug’ and make a statement! This ain’t your average, run-of-the-mill coffee cup; this is a declaration of independence from the perpetually outraged.

What You Get (Besides a Healthy Dose of Sarcasm):

• 11oz Ceramic Mug: Perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or that cheeky evening vodka (we’re not judging, especially if you’re a student!). It’s just the right size to hold your beverage of choice while you silently judge everyone else’s choices.
• Glossy White Finish: This mug looks damn good. It’ll look sharp on camera (for all those important Zoom calls) and even sharper sitting next to a clean sink. (Because let’s be honest, who really likes doing the washing up?)
• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe: Because let’s face it, reheating is a fundamental part of modern life. And hand-washing? That’s just irony that only goes so far.
• Sent Fully Tracked: You’ll know exactly when your new favourite mug, and your new love language, is arriving. No more wondering, no more waiting – just pure, unadulterated gorilla goodness on its way!

Who is this mug for?

Anyone sick to death of the smelly left wing gobshites and their endless judgment. If you appreciate a good laugh, a strong brew, and a healthy dose of irony, this mug is calling your name.

Get yours today and start your day with a smile (and maybe a slightly raised eyebrow at the neighbours).