Uniting the UK 2 – Set of 4

Uniting the UK Mugs 2 – Set of 4

Let’s be honest. Your current mugs are… fine. They hold liquid. They occasionally have a funny pun. But do they get you? Do they understand the quiet pride of a well-formed queue? The existential dread of a missed bin day? The unspoken bond over a mutual dislike of the M25?

We didn’t think so.

It’s time to upgrade your crockery to match your constitution. Presenting the ‘Uniting the Kingdom Chant Mug 2’ Set of 4 – the only mugs certified to handle your brew and your banter.

Buy 4 and Save Big, (not forgetting the FREE postage & Packaging!). It’s the most sensible decision you’ll make all week, aside from remembering to put the bins out. This is a set that truly unites the kingdom… of your kitchen cupboard.

A Mug That Gets the Job Done (With Zero Fuss):

• The Perfect 11oz Vessel: Ideal for a proper cuppa, a desperate coffee, or that clandestine student vodka. We don’t judge
• Glossy & Proud: Its glossy white finish looks exceptionally smart on camera for your important Zoom calls, and even smarter next to a clean sink (a mythical land we’ve heard tales of).
• Built for British Realism: Dishwasher and microwave safe. We embrace the reheat. Life’s too short for hand-washing
• Fully Tracked, Zero Panic: We’ll dispatch your parcel with the efficiency of a Sunday roast timetable. You’ll get a tracking number so you can monitor its journey with the intense focus usually reserved for the weather app.

Don’t just buy a mug. Invest in a four-piece sarcasm delivery system. Add the full set to cart – your future self (and your wallet) will thank you.

All mugs are made to order, just for you, so please allow 6 – 10 days for dispatch (so the ink can dry)