Starmer Drama Llama – Classic

Starmer Drama Llama Labourious Women’s T-Shirt: Finally, a top that speaks your mind!

Right, ladies, let’s be honest. Are you utterly done with the Starmer-led shenanigans? Do you find yourself muttering darkly about Starmtroopers over your lukewarm cuppa? Then you, my friend, need this T-shirt, in one (or more) of our classic colours.

Forget beige politics and predictable protests. This isn’t your grandma’s “Vote for…” tee. This is a statement. A bold, hilarious, and gloriously sarcastic statement. We’re talking top-notch British humour, the kind that’ll make your mates snort their tea out their noses (and maybe even trigger a few snowflakes along the way – bonus!).

Key features (because we’re not completely without our sensible side):

• Set-in sleeves: For maximum comfort and effortless style.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar: Because nobody wants a saggy neck.
• Inside back neck tape: For that extra touch of quality (and because we’re not completely anarchic).
• Narrow twin needle topstitch at sleeve cuff and hem: Subtle details for the discerning rebel.
• Fabric: 100% Organic Ringspun Combed Cotton, Single Jersey. (Because we care about the planet, even if we don’t care for Starmer’s policies.)
• Weight: 180gsm (Just the right weight for maximum comfort and minimum fuss).

Guaranteed to trigger someone? Absolutely. That’s the whole point. Wear it with pride, ladies. Wear it with a smirk. Wear it with your favourite pair of jeans and a healthy dose of cynicism. Because sometimes, the best way to fight the good fight is with a touch of humour, a comfy tee, and a whole lot of attitude.

Order yours now – before they all disappear!